Knocked out. Or maybe... Knocked up?

I am sooooo very TIRED. Wiped out. Can't even think straight. Feel like someone plugged me in and drained me of all life force. This isn't the normal "I need a break" or "I need a vacation" kind of tired. This is a "Let me lie down and die for three weeks" kind of tired.

This alone can be explained. My lifestyle is ridiculous and I am BURNED out.

However, I also have swollen, sore, hot things on my chest and some funky superlight spotting. Sooo. There are other potential explanations. Sure, it would be a blessing and all, but let's hope it's all a false alarm coincidence, shall we?