The expressions said it all...

So I invited the family to see this dress I found yesterday. And nobody looked too excited about it when I came out of the dressing room. Clearly the dress is mediocre at best.

Then the whole excursion very quickly turned to a search for bridesmaid's shoes and a mother of the bride gown.

Yep. It wasn't a head turner for others either. But I think I'm stuck with it. Dammit big boobs.